we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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