Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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