they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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