we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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