Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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