Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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