they need to just BURY HIM!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
