i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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