You can't motorboat a personality
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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