Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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