return my video game
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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