I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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