i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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