Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
All I want is dick and wine.
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