Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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