And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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