One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have demons in me.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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