that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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