so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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