I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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