You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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