I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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