"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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