i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
