Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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