Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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