we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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