porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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