You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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