You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
smell my finger.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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