im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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