did you get engaged???
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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