The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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