therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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