how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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