I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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