It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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