Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
