I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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