have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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