The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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