Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Sext me about skeletons
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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