on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
