It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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