i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
