In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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