It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
