Your tits are I can't wait for
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
