Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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