i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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